Yeah, I know, yer bored already. Here's some alternate sources of amusement while I try to get the site up to snuff...
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Well, the Dels are gatherin' dust, and the Monarchy V are MIA, but in the meantime, why not dig the distillation of their two respectively crabbiest members? Thrill to the patented "Jaxlando Sound" of the state's most hygienically-sound, best-groomed four-handed racket squad, servin' up surf-slop-bomp-stomp-twist action to dampen yer dungarees... | ||
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Yes, yes, YESSSSSSS!!!
The kickin'est kwintette to pummel yer drums in years, direct from the
dregs of aromatic Jacksonville, FL! The site's in the most primitive
stages at press time (but no ads!!! HUZZAH!!!), but there's some cuddly
stage shots and links to some hell-bent audio action in the meantime.
Stay tuned, sugar... |
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Gotta say, Mick Crowley's
gained some serious points since he stole my gal back in our teenage days...
Dig the big kick known as the Evidents, now whittled down to efficient
three-man action and even better for it! Hands down, the coolest,
cracklin'est garage poppery on the block... Mothers, lock up yer
Fosters! |
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Hollywood's Hellspawn
of Whore-or! Look for these unsavory sleaze-sations in a juice joint near
you sooner than ya fear... In the meantime, dig the classiest site in
the name o' rawk-&-rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooowwwwwwllllllllll..... |
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Broward County's stompinest
slop squadron, as loud as they is lovely. Recently slimmed down to three-piece
action, yet with no perceptible effect on their bar tab -- truly miracle
men, these! |
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The shames of Winter Haven,
and the finest rockabilly ruckusseers to pitch a bale in a coon's moon!
Almost as talented as they are handsome, but hands off, gals -- they're
hitched. The ONLY rockabilly band worth yer weekends, in mah book... Swingin'
new site with actual information this time! |
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AIEEEEEEE!!!! MY EYES!!!
Yes, friends, Hell has frozen over somethin' fierce -- Ray, Freddie, and
the rest o' the gang have hit the world of the Web with a vengeance!
The scourge of many a drunk on payday, this Orange Avenue landmark has
raised us all into the sad little lowlifes we are today. Every swingin'
spinner score in Orlando history can be traced directly to this fine audio
rubber room. Stop by & say Hi -- Ron ain't much to look at,
but he's worth a few laffs, I guess... |
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Orlando's most beloved
two-man-band, and the most efficient source for Junior to pick up some
fascinating new words. Enter a sunny new world of charm and tact
from "guitar villain" Greg Reinel -- the pride of the Tri-County area
himself. |
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My God!!! Has it really been eight years since this foamsome foursome first pitched a Schlitz?!? Thrill to the hellish spell of Metcalfe, the Plunger, Fred-Man and the Gooch in last year's exciting new adventure... Their recent "breakup" kinda explains why the damn site gets updated as often as my zip code, but there's still plenty of nonsense to keep ya mildly bemused... | ||
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Here ya go, girls -- the official webstain (still in progress, at last count) for Bachelor #3, the Amazing Dupree, the Man with the Jam and Hairline by Fram -- the inimitable Tyler Davis, Sultan Supreme of the Scene! You've dug his dynamite Wednesdays on WPRK, 91.5 FM -- give yer drool holes a good gouging with this virtual shrine to Orlando's answer to Morty Sinclair!!! A wealth of wang-dang-dula -- get yer merit badge in maulsville HERE... | ||
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Picking up where Myron Lee left off, this intrepid trio reigns among that rarest of realms -- the long-suppressed genre of UFO Paranoiabilly! Rife with shivery shots and lurking links for all yer conspiratorial moods -- the truth is way out there... | ||
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After a mere four or five years, the corpse of the beloved Bitch Rag magazine's cooled down enuff for this most worthy followup. Dig the seamy Central Florida scene at Ground Zero with this distressingly well-designed, disturbingly up-to-date web version... | ||
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The only label
that counts! The site swings like hell, but order the catalog for
the full impact -- if it ain't in there, ya don't want it. I
mean it, stupid...e |
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Pitch a pup tent in
yer pants with this luxurious lot o' lovelies. A
little light on the foto fodder, but an essential stop on the road to
retardation. The openin' page takes three drinks to download, but
the music's oh-so-worth-it... |
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Wonder
why yer sad stabs at bartendin' send the frails a-flailin'? Yer
probably not usin' this edifying elixir like a good man should.
Get yer act together, or ya ain't never gonna get laid, kittykat... |
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America's Finest News Source, indeed. The closest thing to a bright spot in this miserable week. If ya don't read it here, it ain't news... | ||
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Waste no time with them
other alleged "search engines" -- this is the keeper. Fast, precise,
and it's the only one that sees fit to link to our page... |
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Don't worry, I'll be adding more soon enuff... Gimme a freakin' break!
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